Apple CEO: “This is a day; I’ve been looking forward to for two and half years. Every once in a while; a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything. We invented the mac computer; beloved around the world by creatives and pros. We’ve made the iPod; the world’s most popular music device, ever. And of course; the iPhone which changed the world for eternity.

Today we are introducing three more of these revolutionary products. First, we have a best in class funny sound production device, that has unparalleled audio quality. Second, we have a tantalising new fragrance, that will blow your mind. And third, we have a mood boosting device, that will change humanity as we know it.

An amazing sound production device, a brilliant new fragrance, and a mood boosting wonder product. That’s right, a fantastic sound production device, a game changing new fragrance, and a mood boosting marvel. Sound producer, fragrance, mood enhancer. Sound producer, fragrance… are you getting it?

These are not three separate things, these are one product…

And we are calling it, iFarted…”