You Dirty Fucking Bastard

Zip pastel zap it foregone conker fight
Untie your angle I hope you’re uptight
Pss pss to your cat under the table
Give me an age to tell you a fable

Bollocks squeaky trumpet snort explosion
Id’s a day for de ducks oud dere motion
DENIED please reapply application
Of snot on your sleeve you dirty fucking bastard