Sometimes I am tired so I dance like a Tiger’s cheerleader
Then I look outside and realise I’ve not filled the bird feeder
So I stop dancing and fill it up right to the brim
Now I’m covered in rain and my clothes don’t look so trim
Then I remember I’ve got to drill holes and put up some hooks
So I go and do that quickly and forget about my looks
Now I’m sat at the computer writing about all today’s things