Apple CEO: \u201cThis is a day; I\u2019ve been looking forward to for two and half years. Every once in a while; a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything. We invented the mac computer; beloved around the world by creatives and pros. We\u2019ve made the iPod; the world\u2019s most popular music device, ever. And of course; the iPhone which changed the world for eternity.<\/p>\n
Today we are introducing three more of these revolutionary products. First, we have a best in class funny sound production device, that has unparalleled audio quality. Second, we have a tantalising new fragrance, that will blow your mind. And third, we have a mood boosting device, that will change humanity as we know it.<\/p>\n
An amazing sound production device, a brilliant new fragrance, and a mood boosting wonder product. That\u2019s right, a fantastic sound production device, a game changing new fragrance, and a mood boosting marvel. Sound producer, fragrance, mood enhancer. Sound producer, fragrance\u2026 are you getting it?<\/p>\n
These are not three separate things, these are one product\u2026<\/p>\n
And we are calling it, iFarted\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Apple CEO: \u201cThis is a day; I\u2019ve been looking forward to for two and half years. Every once in a while; a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything. We invented the mac computer; beloved around the world by creatives and pros. We\u2019ve made the iPod; the world\u2019s most popular music device, ever. And of … Continue reading Apple<\/span>