{"id":2186,"date":"2026-06-25T14:51:01","date_gmt":"2026-06-25T14:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/?p=2186"},"modified":"2026-06-25T14:57:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-25T14:57:44","slug":"fire-up-the-water-cannot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/fire-up-the-water-cannot\/","title":{"rendered":"Fire up the water cannot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summertime heat management<br \/>\nis negotiating indoor temperature<br \/>\nwith outdoor sun behemoth<br \/>\nfeaturing<br \/>\nWATER CANNON<br \/>\nWATER CANNOT!<br \/>\nEating apple peel,<\/p>\n<p>Exclusively. Period<\/p>\n<p>Non-violent direct action<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summertime heat management is negotiating indoor temperature with outdoor sun behemoth featuring WATER CANNON WATER CANNOT! Eating apple peel, Exclusively. Period Non-violent direct action<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2186"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2190,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186\/revisions\/2190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}