{"id":216,"date":"2019-03-25T20:49:51","date_gmt":"2019-03-25T20:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/johntownshend.com\/wordpress\/?p=216"},"modified":"2019-03-25T20:49:51","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T20:49:51","slug":"bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry yes. That&#8217;s ok. I just walked in a tree because I was looking away. Sorry. Errrr. Where was I? Oh yes I&#8217;ve got to walk around the tree. Errr yes. Ok. Oh no sorry I got a text, one moment. Oh sorry tree again, I was looking at my phone. Oh the bus is here. Oh sorry driver I don&#8217;t have change will a note be ok. Oh wait.. errr. A \u00a320 is my lowest. Sorry. Oh blimey it&#8217;s a busy bus isn&#8217;t it. I&#8217;ll have to stand up. Maybe I should just squeeeeeeeze past some of these people. Sorry. Oh I&#8217;m not getting off for a while and these people might be getting off sooner. I&#8217;ll squeeeze past another oh sorry. Errr ever so sorry are you getting off now? Sorry I&#8217;ll move out of the way so you can get out. Ah. At least there&#8217;s a free chair to sit on. Oh sorry my knee just touched your knee I&#8217;ll try and close my legs so I take up less room and sit on the outside of the seat. Sorry. Oh sorry you want to get past. I&#8217;ll swing my legs back around. Oh sorry you&#8217;re getting up, is it your stop? I better let you out. Ah at least I&#8217;ve got a window seat. Oh you&#8217;re sitting down next to me sorry I&#8217;ll tuck my legs in. Sorry, your bag is touching my legs. Ah it is my stop, can you press the bell for me please? Sorry. Ah excuse me you&#8217;re still standing, can I squeeeze past? Uh. Sorry. Right. Sorry driver, I mean thank you. Sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry yes. That&#8217;s ok. I just walked in a tree because I was looking away. Sorry. Errrr. Where was I? Oh yes I&#8217;ve got to walk around the tree. Errr yes. Ok. Oh no sorry I got a text, one moment. Oh sorry tree again, I was looking at my phone. Oh the bus is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/bus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bus<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}