{"id":1968,"date":"2025-05-17T11:42:08","date_gmt":"2025-05-17T11:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/?p=1968"},"modified":"2025-05-17T11:59:31","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T11:59:31","slug":"kitchen-window-view-during-chores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/kitchen-window-view-during-chores\/","title":{"rendered":"Kitchen Window View During Chores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lopsided face droops some expression of emotion at me<br \/>\nI don\u2019t recognise it but I should probably nod or smile<\/p>\n<p>A bunch of lobsters floating in on the jet stream land in my garden<br \/>\nWhat is this weather!? Honestly\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I can only sweep<br \/>\nThe floor won\u2019t clean itself<br \/>\nThe floor won\u2019t move all the dust<br \/>\nThe floor isn\u2019t lava but is dirty<br \/>\nAnd I have to do it crying<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lopsided face droops some expression of emotion at me I don\u2019t recognise it but I should probably nod or smile A bunch of lobsters floating in on the jet stream land in my garden What is this weather!? Honestly\u2026 Sometimes I can only sweep The floor won\u2019t clean itself The floor won\u2019t move all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/kitchen-window-view-during-chores\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kitchen Window View During Chores<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1968"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1978,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968\/revisions\/1978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}