{"id":1328,"date":"2024-09-22T18:50:53","date_gmt":"2024-09-22T17:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/johntownshend.com\/wordpress\/?p=1328"},"modified":"2024-09-22T18:50:53","modified_gmt":"2024-09-22T17:50:53","slug":"string-bean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/string-bean\/","title":{"rendered":"string bean"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">babe, wake up<br>IT\u2019S TIME TO EAT!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">garlic stem whiplash<br>chop those onions<br>shed those tears<br>shed those tears all over town<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i have a huge knife<br>chopping chillis<br>don\u2019t rub your eyes<br>these are spicy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">splash!<br>sizzle!<br>fry!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i have been <br>in the kitchen <br>all day long<br>FUCKING ENJOY IT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>babe, wake upIT\u2019S TIME TO EAT! garlic stem whiplashchop those onionsshed those tearsshed those tears all over town i have a huge knifechopping chillisdon\u2019t rub your eyesthese are spicy splash!sizzle!fry! i have been in the kitchen all day longFUCKING ENJOY IT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}