{"id":1141,"date":"2024-03-06T16:57:12","date_gmt":"2024-03-06T16:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/johntownshend.com\/wordpress\/?p=1141"},"modified":"2024-03-06T16:57:12","modified_gmt":"2024-03-06T16:57:12","slug":"prepare-for-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/prepare-for-the-worst\/","title":{"rendered":"Prepare For The Worst (Poet In The World)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can I relax?<br>I need something to drink<br>Taps have run dry<br>Without water no tea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Smash! Goes my mug<br>I&#8217;m so tired of praise<br>Feelings can wait<br>I need a cup of tea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Third times the charm<br>Biscuit tin empty again<br>I cannot see<br>What I&#8217;ll eat with my tea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ll go shopping<br>For my elevenses<br>Must satisfy<br>My need for snacks and tea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At last an idea<br>Thank the gods for my flask<br>Prepared yesterday<br>At last I drink my tea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can I relax?I need something to drinkTaps have run dryWithout water no tea Smash! Goes my mugI&#8217;m so tired of praiseFeelings can waitI need a cup of tea Third times the charmBiscuit tin empty againI cannot seeWhat I&#8217;ll eat with my tea I&#8217;ll go shoppingFor my elevensesMust satisfyMy need for snacks and tea At last &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/prepare-for-the-worst\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Prepare For The Worst (Poet In The World)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwt.quest\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}